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Stop with the harry potter already. It’s enough.

Comet’s dead.
Comet’s dead.

Comet’s dead.

"My hair is giving you old society matron! 1914! Letters home from war!"

I give blow jobs to serial killers. I eat white sugar.

Divine

i have 33 years i work as engineer in company , speak English french and little deutsch like football and handball i like to meet or know beautiful blond woman it’s not important if she has kids or no because for me i like so much kids

humansofnewyork:

"We’re the Eco Adventure Club! Everyday we go on an adventure to learn about plants and animals in the city. Today is our eleventh adventure. We’ve been to Prospect Park, the Botanical Gardens, and today we’re learning to use maps on the High Line. We’re even growing our own garden. Everybody say Raaassstttaaaffaaarriii!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

humansofnewyork:

"We’re the Eco Adventure Club! Everyday we go on an adventure to learn about plants and animals in the city. Today is our eleventh adventure. We’ve been to Prospect Park, the Botanical Gardens, and today we’re learning to use maps on the High Line. We’re even growing our own garden. Everybody say Raaassstttaaaffaaarriii!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see tons of movies and, being an obsessive, have a Word doc of every movie I’ve seen in the theatre since 1990 and who I saw it with. The last one was the Keira Knightly / Mark Ruffalo thing called Begin Again. Before that, Obvious Child, which I loved, and, before that, 22 Jump Street at the drive-in theatre. Due to having my nerdtastic list, I can also tell you the first movie I saw in, say, 1994. (It was Demolition Man.) (According to my document, I saw it with “Ali, Jeff, Dan, Derek, and Mike H.” I have no idea who Mike H. is.)

Stephen Falk, ‘OITNB’ writer, creator of ‘You’re the Worst’ | Uproxx (via popculturebrain)

That is crazy person behavior and it’s also so cool.

Trying to plan my life so I end up as like a mix between Donatella Versace and Arianna Huffington.

18thcenturylove:

Touch My Doll Again and I Swear to Fucking God I Will Rip Your Dick Off by Jean-Etienne Liotard, ca 1765

18thcenturylove:

Touch My Doll Again and I Swear to Fucking God I Will Rip Your Dick Off by Jean-Etienne Liotard, ca 1765

astoriaugly:

"Hipsters out of Astoria!" (Though please note, it’s spelled "xipsters," with a fricative.)

astoriaugly:

"Hipsters out of Astoria!" (Though please note, it’s spelled "xipsters," with a fricative.)

Glad midsommar

Glad midsommar

(via realizes)

pizzzatime:

euphues:

When I am a millionaire and am designing my in-home hair salon, this will be my inspiration. 

pizzzatime:

euphues:

When I am a millionaire and am designing my in-home hair salon, this will be my inspiration. 

(via jaimegandarilla)